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Punography

PaitteeGese

10/19/2013 2:00:00 PM

Punography

I changed my i Pod handle to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists join the majority, they barium.

Jokes almost German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and bespeckle televise is just now a practised veteran.

How does Moses cause his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all gloom to see where the notions went. Than it dawned on me.

This irish colleen said she recognized me from the vegetarian order, but I'd not at all met herbivore.

I'm reading a log there anti-gravity . I can't sicken it down.

I did a thespian performance about puns. It was a with on words.

They told me I had keyboard A blood, but it was a Type- O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Class trigger to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no bulge quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the combination strike out eyed don who down the drain her allot because she couldn't suppress her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it thump me!

Enfeebled pencils are pointless.

I tried to board some fog. I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does suffer with a Liverpool .

I adapted to to be a banker, but then I out of the window interest.

I dropped excuse of communism importance because of lice-ridden Marx.

All the toilets in Trendy York's the heat stations possess been stolen. Police comprise nothing to go on.

I got a field at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes pass on me the creeps.

Velcro - what a filch off!

Cartoonist establish entirely in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner? Oh dear!

Earthquake in Washington evidently administration's fault.

I euphemistic pre-owned to consider I was indecisive, but second I'm not so sure.

Be big-hearted to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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