The Horny Goat
12/2/2009 4:25:00 AM
On Mon, 30 Nov 2009 07:46:58 -0600, raystwo@webtv.net (Raymond Speer)
wrote:
>
>Whaddefook! Margaret Thatcher loses her job as Prime Minister because a
>burglar breaks into the palace and kills the Queen?
>
>I'm pretty sure that is not an event that will be attributed to the
>Prime Minister, unless Maggie fired all the security personnel & trusted
>to a couple locked doors & windows.
>
>A sobbing Prince Phillip wipes tears from his eyes as he says: "She
>fell to her knees begging That Woman to let her keep at least a couple
>Corgis but That Woman said their food was too expensive. If only she had
>been alowed to keep a single pet. Even if the dog had not bit off the
>intruder, the barks could have summoned help.
>
>"Oh, if only I had been there, but That Woman compelled me to take a job
>as a night mailman so I wasted that evening mopping post office floors."
Does anyone besides me remember the editorial cartoon from around that
time that shows Queen Elizabeth encountering a human skeleton in her
bedroom with 2 or 3 corgis present and the caption reads "Now which of
you has been a naughty corgi?"
(Anybody who knows the cartoon and could find it online would earn my
undying gratitude)