Irreverend Dave
8/11/2012 2:58:00 AM
duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
> On Fri, 10 Aug 2012 00:54:49 +0000 (UTC), Irreverend Dave
> <reverend_dave@ministerpants.com> wrote:
>
>>duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
>>
>>> On Thu, 9 Aug 2012 03:45:42 +0000 (UTC), Irreverend Dave
>>> <reverend_dave@ministerpants.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>"Patrick" <barker_pb@erinot.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "Dakota" <markp@NOSPAMmail.com> wrote >
>>>>>> Perhaps times have changed. I haven't darkened the door of a
>>>>>> Catholic church in decades but the last time I attended a mass,
>>>>>> the priest was up on stage performing the rituals, showing off
>>>>>> the golden cup, and prompting the crowd to respond to various
>>>>>> magical incantations. Along with the folding hands in prayer
>>>>>> thing, there was a hand-shaking ritual among the crowd which had
>>>>>> been added after I abandoned the nonsense. Plus a bunch of the
>>>>>> same old calisthenics. Stand up. Kneel down. Sit down. Repeat as
>>>>>> directed. Go down on one knee before entering or leaving your
>>>>>> bench. Kneel at the rail to eat the flesh of the guy hanging from
>>>>>> the cross above the altar. The priest got to drink all the blood
>>>>>> though. (Everybody knows it's just a wafer and some wine but the
>>>>>> church insists is really flesh and blood. Perhaps duke can
>>>>>> explain why.) When I was an altar boy, the neatest thing was the
>>>>>> monstrance. I don't need to tell you what we called it. High mass
>>>>>> was fun if you got to carry the thurible. Swinging it on its
>>>>>> chain and smelling the incense was a pretty heady experience for
>>>>>> a little kid. There's an older kid swinging one at the link. I
>>>>>> hope they still use those props. They made being an altar boy fun
>>>>>> back in the day. Memorizing the Latin bits was a pain though. I
>>>>>> was fortunate that my church didn't have any of the priests who
>>>>>> liked having their fun with altar boys. But like duke says,
>>>>>> that's all over now. There hasn't been a conviction in the USA
>>>>>> since, um, last Thursday in KC.
>>>>>
>>>>> How old are you?
>>>>
>>>>Obviously old enough to have been an altar boy back when the mass
>>>>was done in Latin.
>>>
>>> Which means you learned nothing.
>>
>>Care to explain what you mean by this Duke, or will you just run away?
>
> You showed your ass above when you barked up the crap about what goes
> on at Holy Mass.
>
What crap was that Duke? Try being a little less vague.
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