Jane Margaret Laight
4/10/2011 6:14:00 PM
On Apr 10, 2:01 pm, "deemsb...@aol.com" <deemsb...@aol.com> wrote:
> On Apr 10, 1:57 pm, Jane Margaret Laight <jml27...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> > On Apr 9, 10:44 pm, "La N." <nilita2...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> > > On Apr 9, 4:38 pm, Jane Margaret Laight <jml27...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> > > > On Apr 9, 2:40 pm, DP <d...@destroypsychiatry.org> wrote:
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> > > > A guy walks into a bar and shouts, "When I drink, everybody drinks!".
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> > > > Everybody is cheering him and applauding like crazy.
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> > > > Feeling great, he finishes his beer, asks for another one and shouts,
> > > > "When I drink again, everybody drinks again!".
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> > > > Once again, everybody is cheering him, he is the hero of the bar.
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> > > > When he is done drinking, he pulls out his wallet and shouts, "When I
> > > > pay, everybody pays!".
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> > > ha! Good one! :)
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> > > btw, Sistah JML, haven't you cured DP yet? Get cracking. Pump up
> > > those jokes a notch! :)
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> > > - nilita
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> > bless you Nil--I'll see what I can do.
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> > Although I haven't quite cured him, it looks as if I've slowed him
> > down some...
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> > maybe someone's slipping needed anti-lunatic medication into his
> > orange juice.
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> Maybe mommy restricted his internet access?
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> If so, I'll miss the jokes.- Hide quoted text -
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not to worry--Akins is still around; Brother McCall's enjoying
himself, though, and I'll not rain on his parade...
We'll figure something out
JML
PS: Joke
One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a
drink.
Then he asks for another.
And another.
After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried.
"What's the matter?" the bartender asks.
"My wife and I got into a fight," explained the guy "and now she isn't
talking to me for a whole 31 days."
The bartender thought about this for a while.
"But isn't that a good thing?" asked the bartender.
"Yeah, except today is the last night."