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[ANN] Lirpa 1.0

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4/2/2006 3:42:00 AM

Introducing Lirpa 1.0!

Lirpa 1.0 is an advanced lie detection system based on a heuristic
reverse engineering engine. It can take any set of data points and find
the underlying functional bell-curve system(s) within, or contrarily,
detemine if the suppiled figures constitute a misprespentation of the
facts --hence a lie.

Curiously, Lirpa may provide a direct test of Godel's Theorem of
Unprovability. When Lirpa 1.0 was fed itself as a parameter:

Lirpa.eval(Lirpa)

We expected it either return Lirpa, i.e. identity, or never to return a
result, running up against the Halting Problem. Any result would
disprove Godel's theorm, so we certainly expected the later. Oddly
enough, there is no way to determine how long this computation would
take. Nontheless, being the forever optimistists, we hunked down with a
fresh brew of coffee and waited as our druby cluster churned. To our
surprise Lirpa 1.0 returned a result almost immediately. After further
testing we varified the results. But they did not come out as we had
expected. On subsequent runs the results actually VARIED. We had
somehow managed to create the first true computational random
generator. That's a pretty good feat, but what's really amazing is that
we could not have done it with out Ruby's dynamic eigenclasses!

For fun, we tied the system into a little web application that
partitions the complex results into a simple 0-7 scale and assigns each
value a user friendly "magic 8 ball" natural language representation.
You can try it out here:


http://www.degraeve.com/cgi-bin/magiceightball.cgi?q=Lirpa.eval%...

On the whole Lirpa 1.0 seems, well, pessimistic. I guess it's just
clarified an unfortunate fact about the world: most of it's full of
sh*t.

T.

P.S. If you feel brave, try feeding Lirpa 1.0 this email message and
see what it says.
2 Answers

William James

4/2/2006 7:00:00 AM

0

Trans wrote:
> Introducing Lirpa 1.0!
>
> Lirpa 1.0 is an advanced lie detection system based on a heuristic
> reverse engineering engine. It can take any set of data points and find
> the underlying functional bell-curve system(s) within, or contrarily,
> detemine if the suppiled figures constitute a misprespentation of the
> facts --hence a lie.
> ....

>> "Lirpa 1.0".sub(/(.*)( \d+).*/){$1.reverse.capitalize+$2}
=> "April 1"

Timmy Olivares

2/13/2013 12:43:00 AM

0

Ramon is a foreign transplant originally from Venezuela, probably a
beaner terrorist, and definitely a Fraud. Ramon F Herrera also goes by
"Cambridge Ray," "Google Poster," "Lucius Sanctimonious," and
"Hadron." An ultra-left, open-borders pretend-American. He lives and
works in Houston, TX. Note that when you reply to a Proven Liar you
encourage them to continue lying.

Ramon F Herrera
13313 Cutten Rd, Apt 7102
Houston, TX 77069-2374

[][][][][][]
The DemocRAT Hall Of Shame http://www.democrathallof... asks
"Why do you always LIE?"


On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:26:43 -0800 (PST), Ramon F Herrera
<ramon@conexus.net> wrote:
>"Earlier this year, the Vatican sponsored a conference on evolution to
>mark the 150th anniversary of Charles Darwin's "The Origin of
>Species." The event snubbed proponents of alternative theories, like
>creationism and intelligent design, which see a higher being rather
>than the undirected process of natural selection behind the evolution
>of species."
>[...]
>http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2009/11/vatican_looks_to_heavens_...

Oops! Beaner Ramon CAUGHT LYING, again:

Vatican to discuss intelligent design
2/11/2009
VATICAN CITY (AP) ? The Vatican will include discussion of intelligent
design in a conference marking the 150th anniversary of Charles
Darwin's "On the Origin of Species," officials said Tuesday.
The announcement reverses a decision to exclude such discussion but
officials said intelligent design would be treated only as a cultural
phenomenon - not as science or theology.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/religion/2009-02-11-vatican-evolution_N....

Go finish mowing my lawn, Ramon.

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