Naked Gonad
11/24/2008 9:10:00 AM
Eli Grubman wrote:
> On Tue, 18 Nov 2008 09:38:35 +0000, Naked Gonad
> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
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>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>> On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:41:53 +0000, Naked Gonad
>>> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
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>>>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>>>> On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:13:19 +0000, Naked Gonad
>>>>> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:17:35 +0000, Naked Gonad
>>>>>>> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 15:23:24 +0000, Naked Gonad
>>>>>>>>> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:29:48 +0000, Naked Gonad
>>>>>>>>>>> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:47:33 +0000, Naked Gonad
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 11:58:03 +0000, Naked Gonad
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 11:33:50 +0000, Naked Gonad
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 09:41:48 +0000, Naked Gonad
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 19:15:35 +0000, Naked Gonad
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 17:51:29 +0000, Naked Gonad
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 17:03:49 +0000, Naked Gonad
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 16:30:38 +0000, Naked Gonad
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 16:00:51 +0000, Naked Gonad
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 14:23:43 +0000, Naked Gonad
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 12:55:54 +0000, Naked Gonad
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 08:45:08 +0000, Naked Gonad
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 15 Nov 2008 18:32:19 -0000, "Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 11:24:04 -0000, Eli Grubman <eli.grubman@googlemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 10:22:42 +0000, Naked Gonad
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 08 Nov 2008 17:58:38 -0000, "Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 08 Nov 2008 17:41:18 -0000, Eli Grubman <eli.grubman@googlemail.com> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 08 Nov 2008 17:28:59 -0000, "Peter Hucker" <none@spam.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:22:52 -0000, Naked Gonad <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Could even be the first number three!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is that a wank?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, it's what's euphemistically known as a "loose movement".
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A follow through?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would suggest just flushing it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Colonic?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes, but easily rectified.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not sure a bridge rectifier would help much with an arse.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Suggest using an ass rectifier in this case.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Preferably a 'whetstone' as opposed to a 'drystone'...ha!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They still make whetstone walls?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yup, guaranteed to leek.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ah, look you, Boyo!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now there's lovely, isn't it!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Llchgrwyffychdd!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I never touched your sheep!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gwddyfyddch!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not without protection I won't!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cwmrych!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Filthy fucker!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dwynedd y pwllych!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Impossible! I couldn't possibly stick my foot up my arse!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bwrdd yr Iaith?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A red tile.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pleidiol wyf gwlad! LLOL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> True but the other testicle is affected now.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Llwyddych!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No! it would be illegal!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rhwygchdd?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, I'm not wearing knickers!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gwrd! Cwddrgwrrych!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes, it was hidden under the bath.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yr cwnrchdd y llgach?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> It was blue.
>>>>>>>>>>> Bllgdd? Y cwdgch wddgych!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> They escaped yesterday.
>>>>>>>>> Llgwyddnych yr?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Not on your life!
>>>>>>> Wyrdggrych!!!!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Unfortunately they had to pull it down.
>>>>> Dyffychdd?
>>>>>
>>>> No, they've moved.
>>> Pwllg! Caerdydd?
>>>
>> How could I?
>
> Heddlu! Heddlu! Cwm dyffedd!!!!
>
Yes, 3 times.