Dänk 42Ø
10/6/2007 3:06:00 PM
Wog George wrote...
> What an absolute crock of shit. How on Earth could the Avon Fire & Rescue
> chaps ascertain that there was no danger to anyone without first inspecting
> what was going on?
>
> Thanks for posting this. It's too ridiculous for words!
Wouldn't a typical fire department include routine patrols to look for signs
of fire? Forest rangers search for smoke from peaks and towers, and I
suppose in a country with lots of centuries-old wood houses you would have
patrols look for signs of fire in neighborhoods. Not just fire, but any
hazardous situation - the sounds they heard could have been someone trying
to illegally dump industrial waste, something that would require the services
of the fire department's hazmat team.
I cross-posted this to the South Park group because it resembles the "Death
Camp of Tolerance" episode. In that episode, Mr. Garrison tries to get fired
for being gay so he can sue for $25 million, so he hires a flaming leather
homo named Mr. Slave as his teacher's ass-istant, then proceeds to stick a
gerbil up his ass in front of the class. When the kids complain to the
principal, they are chastised for their intolerance and required to attend a
Nazi-like Tolerance Camp, while the parents apologize and hold an awards
ceremony to honor Mr. Garrison as courageous teacher of the year.
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"I mean I stuck a GERBIL up your ASS, and
they want to give me a goddamn medal!"
-- Mr. Garrison
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