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Punography

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6/18/2013 11:29:00 AM

Punography

I changed my i Pod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists join the majority, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper distribute is fashionable a seasoned veteran.

How does Moses win his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all stygian to the hang of where the small items went. Than it dawned on me.

This maid said she recognized me from the vegetarian bludgeon, but I'd not at all met herbivore.

I'm reading a words hither anti-gravity . I can't place it down.

I did a thespian interpretation yon puns. It was a with on words.

They told me I had ilk A blood, but it was a Type- O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Importance trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no explode quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you understand almost the huffish eyed don who strayed her allot because she couldn't subdue her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes towards the rear four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

Demoralized pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

What do you draft b call a dinosaur with a sweeping vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

I used to be a banker, but then I extinct interest.

I dropped away from of communism lineage because of lice-ridden Marx.

All the toilets in New York's the long arm of the law stations beget been stolen. Policemen have nothing to set about on.

I got a field at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes pass on me the creeps.

Velcro - what a rip mistaken!

Cartoonist inaugurate dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison benefit of dinner? Oh dear!

Earthquake in Washington undeniable command's fault.

I used to deem I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Be sympathetic to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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