Snorkmeier
7/24/2011 6:44:00 AM
BASIC:
10 GOSUB SHOOT_FOOT
20 GOTO 10
30 SHOOT_FOOT: PRINT "OW!"
40 RETURN
READY.
RUN
OW!
OW!
OW!
OW!
OW!
OW!
....
C:
shoot(foot);
Exiting due to signal SIGSEGV...
Smalltalk:
self shoot: self foot
DEBUG
SmallInteger doesNotUnderstand: addBulletHole
Common Lisp:
(shoot foot)
Exiting due to signal SIGSEGV...
Scheme:
(define with-shot-foot (f)
(lambda (foot) (f (shoot foot))))
(define foobar
...)
((with-shot-foot foobar))
; feet are whole again here!
; but the return value of foobar is screwy
Java:
Rifle<Ammo9MM> r = RifleFactory.createRifle
(Ammo9MM.class,10,RifleFactory.RIFLE_LOADED,
RifleFactory.RIFLE_SEMIAUTOMATIC);
Foot f = Body.getSingletonInstance().getFoot();
try {
r.shoot(f);
} catch (OutOfAmmunitionException e) {
Logger.getInstance().logError(e);
e.printStackTrace();
} catch (RifleJammedException e) {
Logger.getInstance().logError(e);
e.printStackTrace();
} catch (SecurityException e) {
JOptionPane.showMessageDialog("Can't shoot foot in unsigned applet!");
} finally {
r.ejectAmmo();
r.unloadChamber();
r.releaseAllHandles();
}
Exception java.lang.OutOfMemoryError: Java heap space
in java.util.HashMap.put (HashMap.java: 317)
in com.foo.audit.SerialNumber.intern (SerialNumber.java: 112)
in com.foo.audit.SerialNumber.newInstance (SerialNumber.java: 33)
in com.foo.Ammo.createSerialNo (Ammo.java: 42)
in com.foo.Ammo9MM.<init> (Ammo9MM.java: 18)
in com.foo.Ammo9MMFactory.create (Ammo9MMFactory.java: 1191)
....
Perl:
#!/bin/perl
$*JS()#@*%0)__!@MDF*$%)FK@)my_($foot)(*#ND&*%($bullet)9jcfnd8($rifle)
usr/scripts (ROOT CONSOLE)> ./shoot_foot.pl
DWIM parser surprises you!
You shot yourself in the head!
/dev/hda0 redirected to /dev/null
Exit status -1
Kernel panic
EAX = 0x00000000 EBX = 0x103f3abd
ECX = 0x00000dc3 EDX = 0x0003afb7
....
System halted
C++:
foot += bullet;
RATATATATATATATATATATATAT!
*crash! bang!*
*klunk klunk klunk*
*hisssssss*
"FREEZE!"
*cough cough cough*
"Someone call a bus! There must be ten thousand expended rounds in here
and dozens of wounded!"
"Should I also arrest this survivor for egregious abuse of operator
overloading?"
"You can add at least three counts of criminally negligent homicide."