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Call for speakers for DataServices World in Silicon Valley closes September 26, 2008

Ken North

9/22/2008 8:15:00 AM

The call for speakers for Data Services World Fall 2008 is open until
September 26, 2008. Data Services World is co-located with SOAWorld,
Cloud Computing Conference and Expo and Virtualization Conference in San
Jose, California.

Data Services World is about the confluence of databases, data
warehousing, business intelligence, enterprise computing, Internet
computing, grids and cloud computing. Its focus is architectures and
technologies for accessing data from heterogeneous data sources and
providing that data to consumers such as components, services and
applications.

When: November 20, 2008
Where: Fairmont Hotel, San Jose, California, USA

If you are the architect or developer of data services for SOA, WOA,
grid or cloud computing environments, we hope you'll take this
opportunity to share your expertise with a technical audience.

http://www.dataservicesworld.com/events/DSWorld2008/CFS_Fa...

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1 Answer

Naked Gonad

11/24/2008 12:53:00 PM

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Eli Grubman wrote:
> On Mon, 24 Nov 2008 12:00:43 +0000, Naked Gonad
> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>> On Mon, 24 Nov 2008 11:28:14 +0000, Naked Gonad
>>> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>>>> On Mon, 24 Nov 2008 09:20:48 +0000, Naked Gonad
>>>>> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>>>>>> On Tue, 18 Nov 2008 09:35:29 +0000, Naked Gonad
>>>>>>> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:44:59 +0000, Naked Gonad
>>>>>>>>> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:15:19 +0000, Naked Gonad
>>>>>>>>>>> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:20:14 +0000, Naked Gonad
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 15:25:44 +0000, Naked Gonad
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:31:28 +0000, Naked Gonad
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:48:49 +0000, Naked Gonad
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 12:00:05 +0000, Naked Gonad
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 11:37:19 +0000, Naked Gonad
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 09:44:28 +0000, Naked Gonad
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 19:17:32 +0000, Naked Gonad
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 17:52:02 +0000, Naked Gonad
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 17:05:58 +0000, Naked Gonad
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 16:08:21 +0000, Naked Gonad
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> John "C" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Naked Gonad" <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:49203aed_3@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> John "C" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Naked Gonad" <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:49202d0f$1_4@mk-nntp-2.news.uk.tiscali.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 12:57:22 +0000, Naked Gonad
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 16 Nov 2008 08:52:03 +0000, Naked Gonad
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eli Grubman wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 15 Nov 2008 19:36:04 -0000, "Peter Hucker"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <none@spam.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 23:28:25 -0000, Eli Grubman
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <eli.grubman@googlemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 14 Nov 2008 18:33:50 -0000, "Peter Hucker"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <none@spam.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 13 Nov 2008 04:15:28 -0000, Eli Grubman
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <eli.grubman@googlemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 18:53:55 -0000, "Peter Hucker"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <none@spam.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 19:33:48 -0000, Naked Gonad
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bodron57@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 11 Nov 2008 03:40:32 -0000, Eli Grubman
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <eli.grubman@googlemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:18:38 -0000, "Peter Hucker"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <none@spam.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Would it have made a difference if it wasn't there?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes, see my reply to Gonad.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nought is accepted as meaning nothing generally.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In a bank account 0 or 0 recurring=nothing, try
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> convincing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the bank that the 0 counts as anything more than
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nothing.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It is not the same as nothing. An empty bank account is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not the same as no bank account.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One is as useless as the other.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not if you have an overdraft agreement.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's even worse.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rubbish. Take the banks for all they've got!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And when you can't pay they'll take you for all you've got (if
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anything).
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They will have already done that by charging high interest on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overdraft.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And if you can't afford to pay back the interest they will go
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> after
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your car/house/wife/
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The last resort will be to shoot you.(give it time).
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you people have debtors' prisons any more???
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bring back the workhouses!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bring back the whore houses!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Filthy but nice.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thanks, pal.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They should build blow job bars.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have those.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Does it give one the blow job blues?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They're mostly for the blecks. You'd have to ask one of them.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Zippadee doo da!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, he's one of them. BOING!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Time for bed?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Those demn blecks, that's all they think of.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Possible sleeping sickness?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Probably just lazy kaffirs.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Possibly comatose?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It often seems that way until one sets the dogs on them.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But they could be barking up the wrong tree.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not to worry. They'll hound them down.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Only if they twig it!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Even if they branch out, they'll get caught.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But who be-leaves that?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's treeson not to!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wouldn't that sap ones strenght?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not if one is firmy rooted in position.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But that doesn't stop trunk rot though.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> It wood, woodn't it?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> You'd have to check the rings for that.
>>>>>>>>>>> Why not just axe it how old it is?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Always keep both hands on yer chopper!
>>>>>>>>> Shiver me timbers!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Is that like tree hugging?
>>>>>>> Commie pinko faggot treehugging bedwetters.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> There's one in every jungle (apparently).
>>>>> So many trees so little time...
>>>>>
>>>> Good, only for tree spotters.
>>> Spotty trees?
>>>
>> Diseased, possibly suffering from ringworm?
>
> Deforestation is the only cure.
>
A good excuse to get yer chopper out?